Joe Kerner -- February 28, 2001

(sung to the tune of Yellow Submarine, only rastafied a little)

         Well I learned when I was four
         of a channel called MTV
         Almost all their rotten shows
         Were aimed at morons, IQ's of 3
         So we sailed to kick some ass
         And we found the girl in green 
         And she told us to fight back
         Against the the losers that we've seen 

         MTV has their brains in the latrine,
         brains in the latrine,
         brains in the latrine,
         MTV has their brains in the latrine,
         brains in the latrine,
         brains in the latrine,

         Pop group bands, with lack of class
         We will kick you in the ass
         The Backstreet Boys began to play
         (The Backstreet Boys, tied to chairs, play kazoos at gunpoint)

         MTV has their brains in the latrine,
         brains in the latrine,
         brains in the latrine,
         MTV has their brains in the latrine,
         brains in the latrine,
         brains in the latrine,

         As we sail into the bay
         In our funky Jamiacan way
         We see the fans, young girls in pink
         They all hate us, we killed N SYNC.

         MTV has their brains in the latrine,
         brains in the latrine,
         brains in the latrine,
         MTV has their brains in the latrine,
         brains in the latrine,
         brains in the latrine,