Tom Internationale! by Um

Um is a self professed card-carrying member of the godless Tommunist party. I had to say that to keep my place in the meat line, and not be accused of being a Trentski revisionist!

Already, my chocloate ration has increased from 5 grams to 2 grams a week: All hail comrade Tom!

From each of Daria's love interests according to their abilities, to each of Daria's love interests according to their needs.

Arise ye fans of that there Sloane boy
Arise ye who knew the crush was spent,
For reason in revolt now thunders
And at last ends the age of Trent.
Away with all your superstitions
'Shipper masses arise, arise
We'll change henceforth the old tradition
And let earring-boy sleep where he lies.

Chorus:
So comrades, come rally
While Daria and Tom suck face,
Tom's Internationale unites the human race.
So comrades, come rally
Old sleepy-head's been replaced,
Tom's Internationale unites the human race.
Um