(Ruth is standing at the counter of the Bake Sale dressed in an exagerated baker's costume as Andrea, with a bored expression on her face, walks in as a customer and the music starts.)

WEIRD VOICE-OVER VOICE:

It's the perfect time of year
To get some fine baked goods from here
They taste good enough, the best
Even though the kitchen is a mess.
Were the bakery down the street
With smiling faces, here to greet
You could walk, or you could drive
Just don't leave all your money outside.

(Rita and Amy jump by in front of Ruth, they're both wearing black pants and a green and black horizontally striped shirts, and then all three start dancing wildly.)

It's like our cakes - you gotta eat it 'til it's gone, but ya
Ate too much and had to puke it on the lawn, then ya
Try out brownies that come in packs of four.
We take much pride and we go the extra mile, but
Be patient, cos sometimes it takes a while, for us to
Try to figure out what all this stuff is for.

(Now they even have Andrea sort of dancing along with twenty or thirty extras, all dressed like Amy and Rita and all giving the thumbs up sign at every opportunity.)

It's the best time of the day
For milk and cookies on a tray
Put the sprinkler on the lawn
To make sure all the puke is gone.
Don't waste your time smelling a rose
As your hunger for Bake Sale goods grows
Take a walk down to our store
Hey, that is what this ad is for!

(The frenzied dancing has turned into a good natured food fight. )

It's like our cakes - you gotta eat 'em 'til they're gone, but ya
Ate too much and had to puke it on the lawn, then ya
Try out brownies that come in packs of four.
We take much pride and we go the extra mile, but
Be patient, cos sometimes it takes a while, for us to
Try to figure out what all this stuff is for.

Bake Sale
Bake Sale
Cos I like cookies.
Please kids
Go there
Cos they've got cookies.

(The music fades as there is a close-up on Ruth as she gives a thumbs up.)