Dear Carrie D. Wildly:

Hello again! My, but this was a touching Christmas episode of "Abruptly Amy", especially since it had little to absolutely nothing to do with Christmas, but who cares, it's ABRUPTLY AMY! It doesn't matter!

This episode was like an amal--amalg--bah, it had a mixture of a lot of things going on in it. Things like, an evil Frosty the Snowman meets the Ghostbusters, meets the X-Files, meets It's A Wonderful Life, meets Scooby Doo! Hey, we didn't know who the culprit was 'till he was exposed, right?

Speaking of exposed, Ol' Big Harv came back! I missed that fat sonavagun! I wondered what happened to him. It was good to experience his diabolically complex plan of getting kids to buy that Super Duper Space Armor. The fiend almost got away with it until my heroine Amy stopped his plans, even though she shrewedly allowed herself to be tricked into Harv's little spirit-induced tricks.

It was a relief when Rita helped Kristovo and Amy get back together, and I know she subconsciously wanted for them both to do so, even though you couldn't tell on the surface. It's what's underneath that counts! Whatta unselfish, former alcholic, slutty gal!

Andrea was Andrea, and Ruth was Ruth, and the town was the town, and the show was the show...hold it, oh, yeah. My point is that "A.A." is as great as usual, and hasn't even reached it's peak yet! Man, I can't wait for the next one! My heart is aflutter with excitement, and I'm getting goosebumps in anticipation! Thanks again!

Your Show's Biggest Fan,

Geven Stalloway

P.S.: I've heard rumors there's gonna be "A.A." action figures, with will include all of the characters. Do you know anything about it, Carrie? I've heard they'll be several Amy action figures, like the Muddy Amy and Coronada from "Double In Paradise", complete with helicopter, and a half-naked Kristovo from almost all the episodes, and the "Amymobile", all weapons included. There's a scowling Andrea, complete with her arsenal of knives, guns, and earrings, a Rita figure with a bottle of liquor and dressed in a nightgown (play bed sold separately), and Grandma Ruth with a rocking chair (separate Bake Sale set sold separately). I'm looking forward to the regular Big Harv, and the Marshmellow Harv. I've heard they're gonna be the rare ones. Mint-condition packages, here I come!