Full Name: Melissa (last name unknown)
Current Age: 18
Vocation: Andrea's drunken Goth friend, diamond smuggler
First Appearance: Abruptly Amy: "Raiding the Bar"
Memorable line: "And I would have gotten away with it, if it weren't for your meddling mother!"
("Raiding the Bar")

Melissa made a one-episode guest appearance as a fellow
Goth with whom Andrea hung out at the Breast Plate Pub.  She mostly provided comic relief with her drunken ramblings and randomly inserted hiccups.  However, Amy suspected her of greater misdeeds, and finally had her arrested in the end for her part in a major diamond smuggling operation.

An aside: The Fabulous Melissa, who played Melissa, got in
serious trouble on the set when cast members discovered that she was stealing antique beer bottles from the pub.  She begged for mercy and got the charges against her dropped.